The lesson here is you should never ask Weibo users to make you look cooler in a photograph.
教训：不要请微博用户帮你P相片。
Photoshop Request: "I want to look more dangerous."
求P得更危险些。
Photoshop Request: "I want to look like the son of a powerful politician!"
求P的像某位政治权贵的儿子。
Photoshop Request: "Make me look like hot shit, please!"
求P成暴帅的“热翔”。
Photoshop Request: "My friend behind me looks a little dull. Can you make him more dramatic?"
背后的朋友看上去有点呆，大神能把表情P生动点吗？
Photoshop Request: "I want to look like a hero with courage!"
求P成勇敢的英雄。
Photoshop Request: "This is me celebrating my graduation. Can you make it look more like a celebration?"
这是我庆祝毕业的照片，求P得欢乐一点。
Photoshop Request: “Can you make me look less bored?”
求P得没那么疲惫。
Photoshop Request: "Lose the clothes, more tattoos, and I want a knife. Make me look like the kind of person who would take all your money and your life."
求P掉衣服，P多点纹身，再P把刀，P成有能力杀光抢光那种。
Photoshop Request: "I wanna look more like a hero. Maybe put a lady in there?"
求P成个英雄，顺带P条女。
Photoshop Request: "Dear artisans, please make this background more powerful."
各位大神们，求把背景换得强大点！
Photoshop Request: "That kid walked into the shot. I don't want any kids in this photo."
有个小屁孩闯入我的相片，求P掉。