If only
倘若
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .
有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。
A woman is driving down the same road .
有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。
As they pass ench other ,
当他们彼此错车时，
the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"
这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪！”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH！！"
这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人．！”
They each continue on their way ,
他们各自继续开车上路，
and as the man ronds the next corner ,
当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，
he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .
他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。
If only men would listen.
倘若男人会听话就没事了。