家用健身器
Home Exercise Equipment
大多数健身器买回来就从未使用过，想挂湿袜子有更便宜的方式。
Most of it ends up unused, and there are far cheaper ways to hang up wet socks.
卫星导航仪
Satellite Navigation
绝大多数的开车人都知道路。如果你不知道，网上的导航可是免费的。
The vast majority of drivers know exactly where they're going. If you don't, online directions are free.
信用卡保护方案
Credit Card Protection Plans
他们答应你在失业时给予最低付款。但他们在你的每月账单上收取的钱远多于此。
They promise to make minimum payments if you lose your job. But they add a significant amount to your monthly bill-money better spent paying downbalances.
商用电器
Commercial Grade Appliances
现在的美国人大(微博)多出去吃饭。而一个便宜的微波炉却让你去加热外卖。
Americans are eating out more than ever, and an inexpensive microwave heats take-out quite well.
排毒品
Detox
虽然茶叶，清肠片，甚至日本脚垫号称能给你的身体排毒。可你的肝脏和肾免费帮你排毒。
Teas, colonics, even Japanese foot pads claim to detoxify your body. Your liver and kidneys do that for free.
牛仔裤
eans
平均每个美国女人有8条甚至更多的牛仔裤。75%的人都让牛仔裤闲置着。
The average American woman owns 8 pairs or more. Even at 75% off put them back.
盒装面巾纸
Kleenex Box Covers
研究发现没有盒子的纸巾更好用。
Research has shown tissue works fine without a cover.
恶作剧的礼物
Gag Gifts
恶作剧的礼物只是一时的好笑罢了。实际上它们也没怎么好笑。而且这些玩意儿不能退款。相同的礼品只能成为娇柔做作的小饰品。
Gag gifts are only funny once. And they're not even that funny. No refunds. Same goes for cutesy knick-knacks.
空气清新剂
Air Fresheners
如果你的房子有异味，那就打扫吧。这可以解决恶臭的问题。
If your house stinks, clean it. That should take care of the odor.
大整理箱
Big Box Bulk
如果你不使用它，那它就不是便宜品。买它是一种浪费。
If you don't use it, it's not a bargain. It's a waste.