English joke: Boxing and Running

2013-02-06 「 403 words / 1 minute 」
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拳击和赛跑
Boxing and Running
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友:“这是一个粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
朋友:“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大,健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
丹:“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."