我对我超剩女的现状，还是很淡定的！
Sammi, I'm in no rush to meet a guy!
不过，我要是剩太久，又老又皱，就没人要了！
But if I wait too long, I'll be gray-haird and wrinkled adn no one will want to date me!
没事，那是男的是又秃又胖，你是白云，他是黑土！
But then the guys your age will be all bald and fat, so you'll go together perfectly!
你....太会聊天了
Thanks, I feel so much better.