English joke: My First and My Last

2013-02-10 「 960 words / 2 minute 」
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乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机,并开始学习驾驶。不久,他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天,乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想,“我乘大客机飞行过好几次,还从来没有乘过小飞机,我不妨试一试。”
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
升空后,乔治飞了有半个小时,在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技。
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
后来他们着陆了。马克很高兴能够安全返回地面。他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说:“乔治,非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行。”
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
乔治非常吃惊地问:“两次飞行?”
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
“是的,我的第一次和最后一次。”马克答道。
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.