乘飞机已经够烦人的了。花费贵，压力大，会害怕，当然活动空间也十分有限。但如果周围的乘客也十分极品，那你就有罪受啦。
Air travel is annoying enough as it is. It can be expensive, stressful, scary, and, of course, cramped. And that claustrophobic feeling can reach new heights when you find yourself surrounded by the obnoxious and/or inconsiderate.
座位前面哭个没完的小孩，在你肩膀呼出臭气睡觉的家伙，穿过道打着电话视电话规定如浮云的商人...这些只是极品乘客中的一小部分罢了。
The inconsolable baby in front of you, the dude with noxious breath sleeping on your shoulder, the business man across the aisle who thinks the rules about cell phones don't apply to him... these are just a few of the characters who are hell-bent on ruining your day.
看看下面为大家列出的最不想碰到的15种极品乘客，告诉我们那种你觉得最恐怖吧！
Check out these 15 people who you do not want to be stuck on a plane with and tell us who you think is the worst in the bunch.
超级大忙人&重要人士
The Extremely Busy & Important
是的，我就是要等到空姐强制拿走手机才会停止打电话。
Yes, I am going to be on the phone until the flight attendant pries it out of my hand.
健谈者
The Talker
你听我给你介绍吧，你读的这本书超好看的。我知道你非常喜欢。听我给你简单说一下这里面重要的情节转折点和结局吧。
Let me just tell you real quick, the book you're reading is great. I know you're very invested in it. I'll just tell you, real quick, every important plot twist and turn. Also how it ends.
小孩
The Kid
我在玩个很吵的游戏，不断地敲着椅子，的确弄得有点乱糟糟啦。
I'm playing a game real loud and kicking the chair every time I mess up...which is a lot.
自认为很有魅力的男人
The Certain You Find Him Attractive
经常坐飞机么？
Come here often?
大块头
The Giant
我今天的确没选好衬衫和这个花环，不过这个位子......好像也小了点。
I'm not making good choices today. First this shirt and lei combination, now this seat.
脱鞋者
The Shoeless
乘飞机时正好可以让脚出来透透气。
Flights are the perfect time to air these puppies out.
小北鼻
The Baby
我现在是不是很可爱呀，不过我尿布脏啦，呜呜呜呜，且不说一个小时的哭声，我身上的臭气都能让你无语了吧。
I may be adorable now, but give me an hour and I'll be crying about a poopy diaper. The stench alone will make you hate me.
好动的少年
The Hyperactive Preteen
我没法一直这么坐着，是不是让你抓狂到希望这辈子都不养孩子？
My inability to sit still will make you wish you never had kids.
大病毒
The Infected
我度假最大的收获就是感冒了，现在和大家一起分享吧。
My souvenir from vacation was this cold and I'm going to share it with everyone.
跨界的人
The Boundaryless
把他从我身上移开吧。他闻起来简直就是身体喷雾混合着屁的味道。
Get him off of me. He smells like farts heavily masked by Axe body spray.
尖叫者
The Shrieker
我绝对是你的最恐怖噩梦。
I'm your worst nightmare.
喝酒的人
The Drinkers
春假别那么快走，我们还没做好准备呢，我现在要让着你，飞机上的所有人，记我一辈子。
We're not ready to let go of Spring Break and I'm going to force you, and everyone else on this flight, to remember it with me.
超级厕所怪
The Multiple Bathroom Tripper
呃，我的确上厕所有点频繁。
I've got bladder control issues.
打了鸡血的人
The Overly Enthusiastic
坐飞机太棒啦！我一定要说话，和你说我发生的所有事，至于你感不感兴趣就和我无关啦。
Flying is fun! And I'm going to talk about it and everything else in my life, whether you seem interested in it or not.
胆小鬼
The Terrified
麻烦拽住我吧。
Hold me.