English joke: Excuse for speeding

2013-03-04 「 282 words / 1 minute 」
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警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。
A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.
当他要驾驶员的驾照时,驾驶员辩称,“超速?但是警官,我刚才只是想和我后边的车保持安全距离。”
When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."