Bilingual joke Issue 5: A case for the FBI

2015-03-05 「 798 words / 2 minute 」
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联邦调查局的案件
A case for the FBI
联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂?”
The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"
“喂,是联邦调查局吗?…”
"Hello,is this FBI?"
“是的,有何需要吗.?”
"Yes,What do you want?"
“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”
"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."
“我们会严加注意的。”次日,联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。
"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.
他们搜查了存放木柴的库房,把木柴劈成一块一块,没有找到太麻,就对着汤姆口出秽言,然后离去。
They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave .
汤姆家的电话响了。
The phone rings at Tom's house.
“喂,汤姆,联邦调查局有来你家吗?”
" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"
“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗?”
"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
“有呀,他们劈了呀”
"Yeah,they did."
“好了,现在换你打电话了,我的菜园需要犁一下啦。”
"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."