Bilingual jokes Issue 8: Cooking Class

2015-03-08 「 796 words / 2 minute 」
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烹饪课
Cooking Class
一天在上烹饪课的时候,
One day during cooking class,
我们的老师布朗太太正在颂扬她:准备完美酱料的秘诀。
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
当她把我们叫到炉子边作准备工作时,
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
她说:“别忘了要用木制的汤匙”。
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
当我在搅拌酱料时,
As I stirred my sauce ,
我一直苦思木制汤匙奥秘的背后所隐含的物理原理,
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
然后认定它一定与热传导有关系。
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
我走向布朗太太来测试我'韵理论。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我问:“为什么要用木制汤匙呢?”
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
她回答:“因为,如果我必须坐在这里听你们全部的金属汤匙砰砰敲着金属的罐子,我会发疯喔”。
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"