Bilingual Joke Issue 26: Social Worker Social Worker

2015-03-26 「 558 words / 1 minute 」
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有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.
他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。
They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,
他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。
they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.
他在恳求说:“救救我吧,我被人行凶抢劫,还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”
"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.
这两名社会工作者转身离去。
The two social workers turned and walked away .
其中一位向她的同事说:“你知道吧,于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”
One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."