蠢医生
Silly Doctor
有一名男子去看他的医生，
A man went to see his doctor
因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
他的医生开了一些药丸 ，
His doctor prescribed some pills,
但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。
but they didn't help.
他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
但是那也没什么效。
but that didn't do any good.
他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，
"But doc,"protested the patient,
如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."