Bilingual joke Issue 74: Magical memory

2015-05-28 「 697 words / 1 minute 」
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A:你在那做什么呢?
A:What do you have there?
B:吵死了。
B: A hissy!
A:你能记住你每一次打的位置?
A: Can you remember what you did on every hole you played?
B:当然。
B:Absolutely.
A:O太疯狂了,那第五颗球的位置?
A:That’s truly amazing.What did you do...say,on number five?
B:第五个?
B: Number five?
B:池塘边。
B: I hooked it into the pond.
B:第六杆,打晕了一个小老太太。第七杆我用尽全力超过了啤酒棚。
B:On number six, I shanked my third shot into the galleryand cold-cooked some little old lady. On number seven, I overshot the dogleg and wound up in the beer tent.
A:中间跳过,第十五杆在哪?
A: Let’s skip to number 15. What did you do there?
B:15啊~额·~
B: 15...15....Aahh...
B:打到了大雁的肋骨或者是市长的猫。
B: Is that hole where I caught the old geese in the sternum...or the one with the mayor’s cat?