Bilingual joke Issue 78: Why do you want me to help you

2015-06-01 「 353 words / 1 minute 」
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A:救命呀!!我溺水了!
A: Help!! Im drowning!
B:别担心!照我说的做,你会没事的!
B: Dont worry! Just do exactly as I say and youll be fine!
B:你要吸空气,不要吸水进到肺部呀!
B: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
A:不行呀。。。我不认为。。。
A: I cant! I dont think!
A:咕噜咕噜咕噜(不断呛水中。。)
A: GlueGlueGlue
(在水中沉没了。。)
Disappeared
B:他都不接收我的帮助,干嘛要问我呀?
B: If he isnt going to accept my help, why did he ask?