城堡诚招室友
Castle needs roommates
如果你有点儿正常，那对不起了，你没法住在"创业城堡"里。
If you're remotely normal, sorry, but you can't live in the "Startup Castle".
在硅谷，有很多捣鼓新产品的创业公司吃住都在同一栋楼里，所以住所、工作、娱乐"三位一体"的公寓非常普遍。
Live-work-play spaces are common in Silicon Valley as many startups will live in the same building while they build their product.
但住在"创业城堡"里的室友似乎对于新人十分挑剔。
But, the current roommates of the Startup Castle seem to be pretty discerning on who can live with them.
招募室友时，他们基本上排除了每周花4小时看电视/电影/玩游戏的人、热爱社交媒体的人、参加政治抗议的人、网恋的人、化妆的人和吃饭时"事儿多"、需要占据很多冰箱空间的人。
The qualifications for new roommates basically exclude anyone who watches 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week, who loves social media, who attends protests, who dates online, who wears make-up or who has a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space.
要住在这儿，你需要每周运动至少15小时，坐车的时间不超过20%，喜欢有条理的系统，还要喜欢狗。
To live here, you must exercise at least 15 hours in a normal week, commute by car less than 20% of the time, prefer organized systems and like petting dogs.