我今天在二手市场买了个小玩意儿，珠宝鉴定放大镜。
I bought this jeweler's eye-piece at a yard sale.
易于携带，使用方便，捕捉任何细节，很好玩。
It's amazing! You can see the tinest details on things.
哇塞，瞅瞅叉子上这油印子，真庞大，太恶心，你以前刷完不是刷得挺干净的嘛？
Whoa, look at the gunk on this fork! I thought you were a better dishwasher than that.
直言贾祸！少说为妙啊
Me and my big mouth!