Bilingual joke Issue 165: I bit my tongue

2015-12-01 「 195 words / 0 minute 」
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“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
"Yes, dear," she replied, "Why do you ask?"
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "