Bilingual Joke Issue 170: Wedding Gift

2015-12-14 「 310 words / 1 minute 」
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庆祝我们的结婚纪念日,“亲爱的”!这是你的礼物 - 一个用来装废话的化粪池,装你每次张嘴开口说的话!
Congratulations on our anniversary, "honey"! Here's your gift - a septoc tank for the shit that comes out everytime you open your mouth!
他们俩都60了,离婚已无数次,现在兰迪觉得自己无敌了
They had both turned 60, divorce had been diverted numerous times, and now Randy felt invincible