“我猜那可能是种危险的要命的东西。”
‘I think it may be something unimaginably dangerous.
“于是你就把它寄给我？”阿瑟抱怨道。
‘And you sent it to me?’ protested Arthur.
“我能想到的最安全的地方。我觉得你这人靠得住，你无趣到极点，肯定不会拆开看。反正，因为是夜里过来，我找不到你那什么村子。我手里的情报又不多，又搜索不到任何信号，我猜你们这儿还没有信号什么的。”
‘Safest place I could think of. I thought I could rely on you to be absolutely boring and not open it. Anyway, coming in at night I couldn’t find this village place. I was going by pretty basic information. I couldn’t find any signal of any kind. I guess you don’t have signals and stuff here.’
“我喜欢的就是这一点。”
‘That’s what I like about it.’
“然后我居然收到了你的老《指南》发出的一点点信号，所以我就往那边飞，以为能找到你。我发现自己降落在一片林子之类的地方，想不通到底是怎么回事，于是我就下了飞机，然后就看见那女人站在那儿。我走过去想打个招呼，突然发现那东西在她那！”
‘Then I did pick up a faint signal from your old copy of the Guide, so I homed in on that, thinking that would take me to you. I found I’d landed in some kind of wood. Couldn’t figure out what was going on. I get out, and then see this woman standing there. I go up to say hello, then suddenly I see that she’s got this thing!’
“什么东西？”
‘What thing?’
“我寄给你的那个东西。新《银河系漫游指南》！那鸟儿一样的玩意。你本来该确保它的安全，你这傻瓜，结果却让那个女人把它搞到手了，就在她肩膀上。我跑过去然后她就拿块石头砸我。”
‘The thing I sent you! The new Guide! The bird thing! You were meant to keep it safe, you idiot, but this woman had the thing right there by her shoulder. I ran forward and she hit me with a rock.’
“明白了。”阿瑟说，“你又是怎么办的？”
‘I see,’ said Arthur. ‘What did you do?’
“唔，我当然是摔倒了。我伤的很重。她跟那只鸟开始朝我的飞船走。还有，当我说我的飞船的时候，我指的是一艘RW6。”
‘Well, I fell over of course. I was very badly hurt. She and the bird started to make off towards my ship. And when I say my ship, I mean an RW6.’
“一艘什么？”
‘A what?’
“一艘RW6，看在老天的份上。现在我的信用卡跟《指南》的中央电脑关系铁着呢。那艘船简直让人难以置信，阿瑟，它……”
‘An RW6 for Zark’s sake. I’ve got this great relationship going now between my credit card and the Guide’s central computer. You would not believe that ship, Arthur, it’s…
“这么说RW6是艘飞船了？”
‘So an RW6 is a spaceship, then?’
“对！它是——哦，算了。听着，拜托你稍微振作些好吗阿瑟，或者至少搞本商品目录看看也好。总之，到那时候我已经非常担心了。而且，我猜，稍微有点脑震荡。我跪在地上使劲流血，于是我就做了自己唯一能想到的事，就是苦苦哀求。我说，求求你，看在老天的份上别开走我的飞船。而且别留我一个人在这么个见鬼的原始森林里，我脑袋受了伤又得不到医疗护理。我可能会有大麻烦的，你也一样。”
‘Yes! It’s – oh never mind. Look, just get some kind of grip will you, Arthur? Or at least get some kind of catalogue. At this point I was very worried. And, I think, semi-concussed. I was down on my knees and bleeding profusely, so I did the only thing I could think of, which was to beg. I said, please, for Zark’s sake don’t take my ship. And don’t leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a head injury. I could be in serious trouble and so could she.’
“那她怎么说？”
‘What did she say?’