今天早上你已经把闹钟上“稍后提醒”的按键按了不止三次。
1. You have pressed the snooze button on your alarm more than three times this morning.
过去几个月你完全没有动力去运动。
2. You’ve had absolutely no motivation to exercise over the past few months.
你现在的肤色比冬天时最白的时候暗了四个色度。
3. Your current foundation is four shades darker than your pale winter complexion.
你的身体已经忘记了温暖是什么感觉。
4. You can’t physically remember what the feeling of warmth is.
过去三个月里你在社交网上一张照片也没发，因为你的生活里毫无值得晒的开心事。
5. You haven’t posted pictures on social media in three months because nothing exciting has happened in your life.
连你的同事都在提醒你，你需要度假了。
6. Your coworkers have literally told you that you need a vacation.
你好久没有狂欢了。
7. You haven’t been on a bender in a while.
你和你大学期间的好友自从毕业后就没在一个地方聚会过。
8. Your college friends haven’t been together in the same place since you graduated.
过去两年里一直从事着同一份工作，至今还没有度假。
9. You’ve been working the same job for the past two years and have yet to take a vacation.
你的朋友都有了另一半，你却还是单身狗。
10. All of your friends have significant others except you.