Bilingual joke Issue 381: Must it be that way?

2017-01-03 「 235 words / 0 minute 」
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你给我待在那辆自行车上,直到你减了5磅!明白吗,肥妞?
You stay on that bike until you've lost 5 pounds! Got it, Miss Mountain of Fat?
虽然斯特拉的私人教练得到了他想要的结果——可这结果的得来真令人不愉快啊
Though Stella's personal trainer got results, it was not an all-together positive experience