Bilingual Joke Issue 401: A Wonderful Flower with Self-awareness

2017-01-20 「 272 words / 1 minute 」
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很抱歉我说了这么久关于伊特鲁里亚的农业技术的事……
And sorry that I spoke for so long about the Etruscan agricultural techniques...
当约翰意识到他是个无聊透顶的一个人之后,他去任何地方都要带上一台除颤器(用脉冲电流作用于心脏,实施电击治疗,消除心率失常,使心脏恢复窦性心律)
After John realized how boring a person he was, he never went anywhere without a defibrillator