Bilingual jokes Issue 408: Pretentious

2017-01-27 「 297 words / 1 minute 」
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我热爱美丽的东西!改变一下配色方案如何?水晶吊灯的颜色怎么样?
I love beautiful things! How about changing the colour scheme a bit? And how about a crystal chandelier?
什么!你脑袋进水了吗——我们生活在屎里!屎!
What don't you understand - we live in shit! SHIT!
其他细菌都认为维多利亚有点自命不凡
Amongst the other bacteria Victoria was considered somewhat of a snob