插画家吉米·克雷格携其代表作 — 搞笑连环漫画《如果它们会说话》强势回归啦！如果动物能像人一样交流，它们会说些什么呢？
Illustrator Jimmy Craig is back with even more of his hilarious comics from his They Can Talk series, showing what animals would say if they could communicate the way humans do.
如果你对喵星人总是打烂杯子、自家爱宠每日扰人清梦感到费解，那就去看克雷格的连环漫画吧！答案尽在画中找！
So, if you struggle to explain why your cat keeps on breaking glasses, or you can't get your head around why your pet is always disturbing your sleep in the morning, look no more for answers because Craig's comics have got it all covered!
这部漫画不仅能让你从动物的视角看待这个世界，还保准儿令你捧腹大笑！
And they do so in a way that not only makes you see the world through the eyes of an animal; they're also sure to crack you up.
好舒服~
#1 - This feels great!
但我明明可以现在打扁她的。
- But I could totally attack her right now.
算了算了，让我好好享受这一刻~
- No, no. Just relax and enjoy it.
啊，这是懦弱的表现！不能忍！
- I'm so weak!
我是盲人朋友穿梭城市的导航仪。
#2 - I help my blind friend navigate the city.
我确保机场的安全。
- I make sure the airport is safe.
我咬鞋玩。
- I eat shoes.
只是有人路过而已，憋慌！
#3 - It's just someone walking by. No need to panic.
大家保持镇定。
- Everyone just stay calm.
保~~持~~镇~~定~~
- STAY CALM !
介个可不可以弹起来呢？
#4 - I wonder if this will bounce.
可能辣个可以吧...
- Maybe that one will.
快宠我！
#5 - Pet me.
只许用眼睛！
- With your eyes!
我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦！
#6 - I can't wait to turn into a butterfly!
嗯呢嗯呢，我也是~
- Yeah, me too.
（闻 闻）
#7 - (sniff sniff)
呀，真好。屁屁的味道~
- mmm. butts.
我吐在厨房里了。
#8 - I puked in the kitchen.
圣诞快乐呀！
- Merry Christmas!
你打算把整个冬天都睡过去吗？
#9 - So you're going to sleep through the entire winter?
没错。
- Yep.
你就是我的英雄啊！
- You're my hero.
我们为森么要往他们车上拉屎呀？
#10 - Why must we poop on their cars?
我爸这么干。
- My dad did it.
我爸他爸也这么干。
- My dad's dad did it.
我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。
- And I'm not one to break tradition.