Audrey，当我们发现你的时候，你只剩下半条命，而且是只彻彻底底的野生动物。
Audrey when we found you, you were 1/2 dead and 100% feral .
我很高兴你长大了，戒掉了见人就咬的坏习惯
I'm glad you grew out of attacking everyone.
而且只用了四年时间哦。
Only took 4 years.
我很高兴，你学会了允许偶然拜访的亲友拍拍你的脑袋
I'm glad you've learned to allow the occasional family friend to pet your head....
不过仅仅是脑袋，如果被拍的是你身体的其他任何地方，你就会咬人
only the head anywhere else and you bite
养成这个习惯，你只用了8年哦。
and that took 8 years.
你真的不太喜欢人类，我已经接受了这一点
I've accepted that you don't really like humans
我明白你只想自得其乐。
and are happy just doing your own thing.
不过，我能告诉你个秘密吗？
But can I tell you a secret?
我知道你在夜晚会溜进我的房间，和我偎依在一起
I know you come into my room at night and snuggle me.
但是你还是不够狡猾，你还是被我发现了
You're not exactly sly.
因为，首先，你有201磅重，你是一只肥猫。
First of all you weigh like 20lbs. You're a fat cat.
当你踩着我走过的时候，我能感觉到
So I can feel when you walk all over me.
而且，小姑凉，你高兴的时候发出的咕噜声听起来就像拉货的火车
Also girl you purr like a freight train when you're happy.
再说，你盯着我看的时候，你的口水还会滴到我脸上
And you tend to drool on my face when you stare at me.
你总在我睡着后才进来
You always come in once you think I'm asleep
我准备起床的时候你就闪人
and bail when I start to wake up.
你没你自己想的那么狡猾，不过没关系
You're not as sly as you think you but that's okay.
我非常爱你
I love you very much
当你用自己的方式表达对我的爱意，我是多么开心呀！
and it makes me so happy you show me love in your own special way.